Yes, here they are.
No, not: "Love you!" (well maybe one or two of you ...).
No, the two words you've wanted to hear from me for the past few days were surely: "Tiger Woods."
All right, discuss. I'm not going to say anything more, except you may assume a certain degree of cynicism at my end ... and that this (the apology itself if it lets you view it plus some commentary) doesn't reduce my cynicism in any way. If you can't see the apology speech at that link, go to YouTube.